"I read that you [Josh] said that Jen is a very good kisser. And that you gave her 12/10 for kissing."
can someone translate this i dont know british
I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA
I can’t breathe
a spider was on my bed today so now i have to switch universities
Switching universes seems pretty reasonable to me
OH GOD WEST’S FACE WHEN HE TASTES HIS OWN COOKING IS FUCKING PRICELESS
HE’S LIKE, “OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL DID I PUT IN THAT”
Are you Team Peeta or Team Gale?
Loki calm down.
It’s just a game.
MOM I NEED TO CALL YOU BACK SOMETHING MAGICAL IS HAPPENING
The american sex education system.
So we’ve got a picture of House talking to the 12th Doctor while Sherlock is in the back trying to sneak away
so basically a typical british day
Remember when I named my tumblr fishingboatproceeds as a joke and then all these lovely national advertisements in magazines and subways linked to my tumblr and everyone was like, “What the f*&^ are fishing boat proceeds?”
EDIT: Yes, I’m aware that it’s a bit silly to *&^% my cursing when for most of you this post is probably wedged on your dash between pornographic gifs, but I try not to curse anywhere on the Internet except my sports twitter.
My dash, it did a thing. It’s never done one before. IT DID A THING!
Oscar Wilde would be so good at Tumblr.
I love Oscar Wilde so much